NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
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I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
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Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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