It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
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No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
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When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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