Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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