we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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