He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
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I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
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Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
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