Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
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IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
we're so committed to being not committed
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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