I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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