normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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