well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
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Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
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Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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