i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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