you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
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You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
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my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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