just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
We had to coat check the pizza.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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