Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
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yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
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It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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