Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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