So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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