I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
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"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
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We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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