Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I pour the whiskey from now on
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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