Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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