some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
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we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
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I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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