Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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