Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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