just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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