Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
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I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
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Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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