After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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