And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
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Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
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I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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