He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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