one two three fourrrrnication!
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
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I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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