What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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