Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
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Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
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Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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