i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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