Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
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We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I just googled if crying burns calories
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
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i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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