If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
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Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
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i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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