Need sex. Gaining weight.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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