i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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