I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
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Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
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People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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