saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
being pregnant is like rehab
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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