Who wears a wallet chain?!
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
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The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
50% drunk capacity currently
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Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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