quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Come share oat with me in your robe
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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