My first STD was from a foam party
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
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Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
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I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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