Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
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I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
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I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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