Just mADE A PArabola og urine
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
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I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
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Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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