is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
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So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
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Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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