Heybabeimwearingurpanties
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
should my penis look like a turkey
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
