the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
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I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
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I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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