I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
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strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
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walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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