And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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