You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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