I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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