I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
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Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
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My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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