I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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