Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
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just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
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hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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