remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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