Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
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Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
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