I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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