i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
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You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
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Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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