Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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